I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm gonna be out of the country, down in Acapulco, Mexico (playing Red Rover) for a week, so this'll be the last new post until I get back. For my older readers who are out of the college scene and into the work force, and for my younger readers who haven't quite gotten to the wonderful world of college, let me tell you a little bit about that fun in the sun that is Spring Break.

Here's a little known fact: Spring Break is an acronym for "Someone's Probably Really Intoxicated (and) Not Gonna Be Responsive, Even After Kicking," and in my experience, it lives up to its title.

Spring Break is a time for college kids to forget about exams, papers, hygiene, and the so called "morality" of a society built on Puritanism. Its a time when anyone and everyone with a fist to pump is a certified dance expert. Its a time when the only thing blaring more than the fireworks atop the Moet, is the techno. And its a time when people like to dance with the Devil (literally).

Spring Break, is the great equalizer, the affirmative action of college getaways. It gives guys a shot with that "it" girl. That girl that maybe they were too shy to speak to back at school. You know the really hot one they always thought would ignore them. The one who now has 13 tequila poppers sprawled empty on the table in front of her. The one who is now increasingly more likely to talk to you. That girl. And as for girls, don't even get me started. You girls go W-I-L-D. Trust me. I've seen the videos.

And let's not forget the best part, its in Mexico, the "land of opportunity." Wait no...I don't think that's right. Maybe it's the "land of little kids selling gum at 3am." Its definetely one of them, that much I'm sure of.

Sorry it was so short (thats what he said), but I gotta run around doing errands before work and I promise post-spring break I will make it up to you all with some tender blog-lovin, just the way you like it. So, I look forward to a ridiculous week down in Mexico, and I guarantee I will have seen/done**/thought of some crazy stuff to tell to all of you.

-Adam

**If you happen to be my mom or dad, by done I mean "tried to talk other people out of doing for safety, health, and moral reasons," and not actually partaken in myself.