Just in case you wanted to know a little more about the man behind the curtain (hint: that's me over there to the left doing my Zoolander impression):

Who I Am:
Adam. A 21 year old undergrad at the University of Maryland, though originally I'm from NJ.

Who I Am Not:
I can definitively state that I am not Chuck Norris, George W. Bush, Sir Walter Raleigh, Martha Stewart, Sean Connery, Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen, Samuel L. Jackson, Ryan Seacrest, Bob Barker, the late Jimi Hendrix, Mark Twain, or Jesus... just to name a few.

Why I Write This Blog:
Well it all started about a week before my first official post Birds: The New Highlander. I was home for the weekend and driving back with my good friend/roommate/UFC tag team partner, Shap, when I realized that I never really saw dead birds. This led to a long discussion, and well...read the post to see what happens. But after that incident, I started telling people about it and they thought it was funny. I decided to post just that one tale online, but then I decided to chronicle some of my thoughts and people started reading it. Mainly I write it for my entertainment, and for anyone else who happens to enjoy.

What Is This Blog About:
Anything and everything. So many funny things happen to people every day that it's hard to narrow down my "genre" if you will. It's all fair game. So if you have any suggestions, or things you want me to talk about, shoot me an email (see below) and I might write about it.

Do I Get Paid To Write:
No, I do not. I thought about putting up advertisements on the page, but I think it ruins the aesthetics, especially considering I'd probably only make about $5 a year because no one clicks on those things. That being said if you would like to pay me, please email me and I'm sure we can work something out.

What Expertise Do I Have That Allows Me To Post My Thoughts?
Let's see...I'm an expert at embarrassing my girlfriend in public places. Oh, and I'm an expert at sleeping (I do that quite well). I'm an expert at not having a lot of money, that's a big one. In all honesty, this blog isn't about expertise. I have no niche, per se. My niche, is talking about the absurdities I see around me and pointing them out. Did I mention I'm an expert kayaker?

Favorites:
Bands: Dave Matthews Band, Counting Crows, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, Matt Nathanson
Rappers: Jay-Z, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye, 50 (and yes, I differentiate between rappers and real musicians)
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Old School, The Matrix (not the shitty sequels)
Books: Ruminations on College Life, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs*, Lord of the Rings, The Dark Tower & Harry Potter series
Authors: Harlan Coben, Chuck Klosterman Dan Brown, Aaron Karo, Stephen King, JK Rowling, Troy Denning
Type of Underwear: None (oh yea ladies)
Drink: Whisky Sour (w/ my good friend Jack Daniels) or Yuengling
City: NYC, followed closely by London and Acapulco.


How To Contact Me:
The best way is to shoot me an email: adam@skyhasfallen.net

However, I also encourage readers to use carrier pigeon, smoke signals, paper airplane notes, two cans and a string (just be sure I have the other end first), walkie talkie, or telepathic messages if email is not his or her method of choice.