We're sorry to interrupt you're regularly scheduled "That son of a bitch didn't post anything new!" rant.

I was gonna write a post, but then I went on hiatus. I probably should have told you all, in fact, I even meant to write at the end of last Monday's post but it completely slipped my mind. So, I'd like to take this opportunity to say I'm sorry there was no forewarning. Or should I say lo siento? Pardonnez-moi? Gommensai? Mi dispiace? סליחה ? You gotta love Google.

That being said, I have to say that you're all awesome-- even with all the complaint emails, text messages saying "write already or I'm gonna kill your dog," and death threats. After a week off from The Sky is Falling, it was cool as shit (not that I know anything about the temperature of shit first hand) to come back and see that despite my lack of posting, people were still checking the site for new content and reading up on older posts they may have missed. I even broke 10,000 views. Ten thousand. That is utterly ri-fucking-diculous. So thanks everyone.

But now I'm back. And this time...I'm wearing my P.F. Flyers. They're guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher, sure. But maybe, just maybe, they'll help me write better. Plus now that it's summer, summer, summertime, i'll have more free time to make sure there's a post everyday (not to mention sit back and unwind). So stay tuned readers.

-Adam